There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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