just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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