if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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