I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.