i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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