oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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