But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I supernannyed him into submission
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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