I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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