who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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