I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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