There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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