Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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