That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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