i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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