He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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