He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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