32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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