put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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