On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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