She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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