Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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