At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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