On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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