That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
