Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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