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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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