i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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