i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
