my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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