She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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