dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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