Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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