i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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