So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
They took my balls.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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