Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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