she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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