Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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