Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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