I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
babies were throwing up all over the place
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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