you guys were way drunker than both of me
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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