billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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