I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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