I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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