she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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