i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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