Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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