Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
