Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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