he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Randomize
