Porn is love you can see.
even my farts smell like vagina
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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