Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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