Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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