it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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