That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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