Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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